Story of My Life
If you're curious, chances are, I am too. ▾But this is me, in short. Theme ▾

frickin:

haloalkane:

fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read

 

(via forgave)

pr1nceshawn:

Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting.

(via rocketmarie92)

garrettchow:

dotcore:

Pokémon Starters.
by Kiy Meister.

Lol Blastoise.

(via rocketmarie92)

sniperj0e:

the 3D on this thing is unreal

sniperj0e:

the 3D on this thing is unreal

(via rocketmarie92)

pizza-party-for-one:

emmerichbot:

image

this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet

I want this played at my funeral as my casket is lowered into the ground

(via themethfairy)

doasdreamrsdo:

falcnpunch:

askradicalgoodspeed:

darthshadow:

Well —— you too.

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

pokemon aint real hows that answer

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH

doasdreamrsdo:

falcnpunch:

askradicalgoodspeed:

darthshadow:

Well —— you too.

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

pokemon aint real hows that answer

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH

(via forgave)

moralpanics:

all my friends like “We’re here, we’re queer, we’re mentally ill and struggling with the fact that we’re legal adults in a capitalist society with all the oppressions that entails”

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mydrunkvause:

"I’m sorry, Piper. I’m sorry for all of it”

(via warm-lips-and-cold-hearts)

calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

(via themethfairy)

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

(via rocketmarie92)

vvinstonmarshall:

yeah i play an instrument [lifts up shirt and smacks stomach]

(via forgave)