Story of My Life
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I'm sorry you are hurting.

Anonymous

I’m sorry, but I can’t be responding to anons atm.

I don’t know why I expected to wake up feeling any different. Sleep is nice, but only temporary relief. Silly me.

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snooki:

why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

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farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

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coffeentrees:

It’s not too late to gift dad the ride of his life. Handsome gift box for $140, tax and priceless style included, sorry not the bike. In-store all weekend. by handsomeroaster

coffeentrees:

It’s not too late to gift dad the ride of his life. Handsome gift box for $140, tax and priceless style included, sorry not the bike. In-store all weekend. by handsomeroaster

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nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

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So my 6yo told me about this discussion he had with a kid at school

Kid: God made you.
My son: No, he didn't.
Kid: Yes, he did! God made everyone.
My son: A scientist made me.
Kid: Scientists don't make people! God does.
My son: No, I was literally made by a scientist. He took one of my dad's sperms and injected it into one of my mom's eggs and made a little embryo. And then they stuck that embryo in my mom's uterus and that became me. I even have pictures!
Kid: ...
My son: ...
Kid: ...
My son: I was made by SCIENCE!

tumblinwithhotties:

UFC fighter Kyle Kingsbury showing his support for the LGBT community - Legalize Gay (gifs by sexylthings)

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toohardtohear:

i want tattoos and self esteem

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thecutestofthecute:

English Bulldog puppy at the sea

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plagal:

why do i always look hot when no one’s around?

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